The rise of monkeypox has got everyone in a tizzy! With the alarming rate of reported cases and the subsequent public fear, it’s no wonder the internet is going bananas with witty one-liners and humorous takeaways. While it’s true that monkeypox is a serious health issue, we’ve compiled a list of the funniest monkeypox jokes to help you take your mind off things and inject some much-needed levity into your day. So, go ahead and relax – we’re not monkeying around!
The Hilarious Name
Let’s face it: the name “monkeypox” is the perfect punchline. Why didn’t they call it “super-awkward- skin-blister- rash-itis” instead? For that matter, why not simply “monkey-shenanigans-2022” to avoid further confusion? Some folks have been calling it the “Monkey-Wrench in Their Plans” Pox, implying that the pesky virus is the ultimate stress-reliever, keeping us entertained with its rapid spread.
Apocalypse-itis
The World Health Organization’s (WHO) warning of the potential for an “apocalyptic” spread has been taken way too seriously, it seems. Someone should create a support hotline for all those freaking out and shouting, “THE MONKEYPOX HAS COME TO TAKE OVER! WE’RE DOOMED I TELL YA!” On second thought, better not – our emergency services would be overwhelmed! Instead, send your worried cries to the folks at the Humor Hotline, where someone will assure you that it’s just a funny virus (oh, wait – that’s still not a real thing).
The Pandemic Party Game
When not in quarantine or social distancing (the new dance craze? Who knows?, you could always host your own “Guess the Monkeypox Symptom” party. Just remember the golden rule: “If you can’t fix it, draw a funny hat on it!”
Inspiration From the Animal Kingdom
As always, the world of animals gives us the gift of comedy (or is that just us). Take, for instance, this adorable video of a monkey holding a sign reading, “Pox, begone!” Alas, sadly, this hasn’t been documented (or possibly just not broadcast yet). What we do know is that with every passing moment, we edge closer to witnessing a viral phenomenon of monkey-kind taking matters into their own – and we will be here to report on those shenanigans.
When Worry Meets Humor
Remember when things were going pretty smoothly, but then – poof! The monkeypox pandemic struck like a (much less exciting than usual) raincloud? Worry, that is, went from 0 to 10 in the space of a microsecond. Luckily, the interwebs are on hand to give us a slap on the face and a winking “chin up, friends!” In doing so, those witty one-liners help tame the beastly fear, for the time being.
The COVID-19 vaccine may have immunized us, but monkeypox jokes keep our spirits airborne! When worry creeps into our minds like an unwanted – and itchy – guest, humor can save the day like a superhero swooping in at the last moment. And until we find ourselves on the (much-needed) path to true recovery, those side-splitting jokes will continue to spread (a.k.a., spread joy; not the illness).
Remember – a healthy dose of humor may be the world’s best shield against monkeying around! Stay informed, be vigilant, but above all: stay funny.
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